Ashley Tisdale

Posted By Nude Celebs on 05/24/12 - Bookmark Nude Celebs


Oh, Ashley Tisdale. You cute little bitch. You’ve gotten me into so much trouble with the wife!

When I suggested watching High School Musical to my wife on our date night she was a bit apprehensive. Why would a grown man want to watch high schoolers sing and dance? WTF?

I guess she didn’t realize that Ashley Tisdale wasn’t actually a high school student. And neither were most of the other stars in the movie! They never are! Don’t get me started on the 23 year old daughter in United States of Tara. Sheesh!

Anyway… Where was I?

Oh yeah… So I have a thing for Ashley. She was 20 years old when she made the first movie and she is twenty-six now. When do I get to start whacking off to her?

Right now!








I have friends that don’t like Ashley because they don’t think her tits are big enough. I don’t mind. Small tits are just fine with me. Of course her two houses in the hills and her fat wallet make up for what she is lacking up top!

Dirty Teen Celebrities has hot pics of Ashley. They even have pics that never happened. Yeah… They make some very convincing fakes! Watch a nude Ashley Tisdale sucking a cock or getting rammed in the ass!


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Alexis Knapp

Posted By Nude Celebs on 05/24/12 - Bookmark Nude Celebs


So did you go out and see Couples Retreat  yet? Hopefully that is a big fat no. The movie sucked so bad that nobody knew a hot new starlet was born from its ashes.

Luckily for Alexis Knapp, and by extension, us, somebody in the casting department at Silver Pictures (yeah, never heard of them either) did watch that horrible movie. Alexis ended up in Project-X which didn’t suck. In fact, it was pretty fucking cool.

Since then she has been bombarded with offers and scripts for more movies. I am sure this could be partly why that cunt Jessica Alba has been being such a cunt lately!

Anway… Say hello to my little friend!


Lucky motherfucker!


Even luckier motherfucker!

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Where were these chicks back when I was in high school?

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Kate Upton Dancing The Cat Daddy In Bikini

Posted By Nude Celebs on 05/10/12 - Bookmark Nude Celebs

In order to get the best view of this hottie you are going to want to hit the expand button on the videos toolbar all the way to the right. Go ahead and make it cover your entire monitor!

Talk about hitting the genetic lottery and then being at the right place at the right time. Kate Upton got her start in modeling by doing this dance at a basketball game. Now she is doing it here for you wearing a skimpy little bikini!

Now I am sure there are going to be lots of women out there that will say this is fucked up. They will ask if she only has one move and if this is it?

Well, fuck them!

They are just jealous of Kate Upton and her remarkably hot body. It makes them upset that she has a full figure and yet the Barbie generation still likes her.

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Photos of Columbian Escort in Secret Service Hooker Scandal

Posted By Nude Celebs on 04/19/12 - Bookmark Nude Celebs

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The first pictures of the Columbian prostitute at the center of the Secret Service hooker scandal are just now surfacing. It isn’t hard to see why eleven secret service agents and nine military service-men are under investigation. This 24 year old Colombian call girl charges $800 a night for her services, but was only offered $28 cab fair!

That wasn’t enough for this reported single mother of a 9 year old son known as Diana. She caused a scene and the cops were called. Apparently she demanded full payment and when she didn’t receive it she went straight to the US Embassy to complain.

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Thus far the Secret Service has dealt with three of their agents. Two supervisors and one agent have been forced to retire, have quit or were fired. It is anybody’s guess what will happen to the remaining scumbags!

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Project X (2012)

Posted By Nude Celebs on 03/03/12 - Bookmark Nude Celebs


Teen boobs… No I am not talking about the three boys this film follows as they try to create the ultimate party to end all high school parties (technically there are four boys, but one of them is shooting the film so you only see him once)…

I am talking about real teenage boobs!

One set in particular are owned by Alexis Knapp. You might know her from Couples Retreat. It is OK if you don’t because nobody else watched that movie either.


In Project X (2012) she plays the hottest girl on campus. Think Jennifer Love Hewitt. Eventually she strips down to her panties to show Thomas (the main character she is licking salt and lime off of) a good time. However, before he can stick it in his new flame, old friend, Kirby walks in and catches the two of them.

Oddly enough all of the characters in the movie go by their real names. So add to the titty flashing Kirby Bliss Blanton. She is blonde. She is as girl next door as a Hollywood starlet can get.
I’d hit it, 2x’s!


Now add in a multitude of un-credited teenage boobs and you have a titty bonanza complete with miniskirts so small a little bit of ass is shown now and then. This movie delivers if you are into the song Don’t Stand So Close To Me by The Police.

So if you are looking for something young, perky and highly entertaining to watch I vehemently give Project X my seal of approval and I am confident you will too!

Emma Watson Hogwarts Slut

Posted By Nude Celebs on 03/01/12 - Bookmark Nude Celebs


A lot of people search for Emma Watson. I guess she is legal these days. I remember spending hours on end viewing her panties on the talk show interview. I guess she wasn’t legal back then. Well, lets talk about what she is up to now!

These days you can see Emma Watson Nude on a site devoted solely to showing her in various porn related photos. Sure, all of the photos are Photoshopped to include her in situations the real Emma Watson would never engage in… But hey, this is all about fantasy right?

You can get more photos of her nude and real videos of her panties (along with the pics) at Dirty Teen Celebrities. They have a mixed bag of both real and fakes in the members area.

That is all for now… Happy stroking!

Bryce Dallas Howard Nude

Posted By Nude Celebs on 02/29/12 - Bookmark Nude Celebs
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You know… you would never expect that the offspring of Opie (aka Ron Howard) would end up being a cute little hot. Little, yes. Cute? No!

But there she is! Bryce Dallas Howard is not only a hottie, she doesn’t mind showing off her hot stuff… including her fiery red bush!

In the movie Manderlay she gets fully nude and shows off her red pussy hair along with her perky young boobies. Her breasts are officially labeled as B’s, but then the Vietnam war is officially labeled as not being a war… Huh? I am saying her tits look more like A-cups in this movie if you ask me…

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Emmy Rossum Nude in Shameless

Posted By Nude Celebs on 01/03/12 - Bookmark Nude Celebs


I am one of those people that hates the bandwagon mentality.  I hate it to such a fault that I once had my car stolen and could have just taken it from the police instead of having to go through the hassle with the impound yard, but I wasn’t going to go over and see what all of the hassle at the end of the street was about!

Therefor, I will often wait until the second or third season before I get into a show.

Shameless is one of those shows I waited on and now I wish I hadn’t. Who wouldn’t want to see a bunch of teenagers baring it all?

Well, OK… They aren’t technically teenagers. They are just playing high school girls in the show. In real life all of the girls showing their titties and more are over the age of 18.

I’m sorry, was that disclaimer a buzz kill?

As if seeing Emma Rossum nude wasn’t already good enough, the episode I just watched had Laura Wiggins getting naked in the tub beckoning the main character (an older man) to jump in the tub with her. He didn’t do it, but I would have in a heart beat!

Along with the Caucasian girls there are a whole slew of ethnic girls showing skin too. Shanola Hapton is one of them and her body is insanely tight!

Oh… And who can forget Joan Cusack? She is MILF material now. Amazing! Never in my wildest dreams did I think somebody would be jacking off to this chick… Now I find myself doing it!

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As if you didn’t already have enough reasons to like this guy… He made a tape of the hottest nude scenes from 2011. I watched the entire thing in the members area. I blew my load in the first two minutes. Then I did it again give minutes later! Insane!

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Topless Pics of T-Swizzle

Posted By Nude Celebs on 11/07/11 - Bookmark Nude Celebs


I don’t know… That face does look a lot like T-Swizzle. I certainly hope those little titties are hers too. But I guess Taylor’s camp says the topless pics of T-Swizzle nude aren’t real so we are supposed to believe this pop-country deva is still straight laced as ever…

Well, about as straight laced as you can be after than mind blowing performance in Valentine’s Day!


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Karla Edecan–Sex Tape

Posted By on 10/05/11 - Bookmark Nude Celebs


Paris Hilton although rich and famous has really not contributed anything to our society, hurtful but true.  What has she done that is beneficial to mankind.  Make every little girl want an $1500.00 dog to carry around in their purse, be arrested, have a sex tape.  Not really a ringing endorsement of one’s character, but it is that last one I am thankful for.  Why do you ask, well, it is because it makes not so famous model . bud girls / actresses like Karla Edecan to release their own sex tapes trying to copy her quick rise to fame.

Now Karla Edecan is not born of money like Paris Hilton, but both are models, only one of which her earned it on their on merit and not because of who mommy and daddy were. I personally think Karla Edecan is by far more beautiful than Paris Hilton, but that will come down to the brunette / blonde preference I believe.  But Karla Edecan hands down has the better body and is much more fun to watch being fucked.

Self Shot Nude Celeb Vanessa Hudgens

Posted By Nude Celebs on 10/04/11 - Bookmark Nude Celebs


Naked Vanessa Hudgens self shot mirror pics? It seems even young Hollywood starlets have the same troubles as the average American teenager!

The nice thing about these pics is that Vanessa is hot! Some of the stars look like horse shit naked. Sad… but true! Vanessa looks smoking hot and ready to fuck!

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Susan Lucci

Posted By Nude Celebs on 09/25/11 - Bookmark Nude Celebs


So I am looking at the search logs and I notice Susan Lucci’s name in there. Then I am like, who is this bitch? As it would happen I asked this out loud, not in my head… My girlfriend calls out that she is Erica Kane from All My Children. Which only begs another  question… Who?

So… I look this bitch up and it turns out she is a pretty hot MILF. Though, when I look at the picture above I can hear Stewie from Family Guy in my head saying, "Yessss, skip another meal, fatty!"

Nothing like a sternum to make your cock go way hard!

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Christina Aguilera – Upskirt

Posted By on 09/21/11 - Bookmark Nude Celebs


Well here you go, not to be outdone by that Britney Spears chick, Christina Aguilera decides to show us a little celebrity upskirt pussy.

I for one will not complain, I am just waiting for Christina Aguilera to one up her on the sex tape now, but that is probably not likely to happen yet since their careers have gone in opposite directions.   Christina when you are desperate and ready I am here for you baby.

Mr. Skin–Clemence Poesy

Posted By on 09/14/11 - Bookmark Nude Celebs


Anyone remember this part of Harry Potter, Clemence Poesy in a bathing suit.  How many of you perved to this picture, well if you go to Mr. skin there are some real pictures for you to perv to.


Now isn’t this a better picture for you to enjoy personal alone time to, you don’t have to feel like a pervert when looking at this picture.  Thanks to Mr. Skin you get a better look at Clemence Poesy and she is surrounded by a bunch of little kids, 

Mr. Skin–Scarlett Johansson

Posted By on 09/14/11 - Bookmark Nude Celebs


I don’t know about you, but I have been waiting for this for a while.  Scarlett Johansson has teased us several times on the big screen, but Mr. Skin went above and beyond for these captures.


I applaud Mr. Skin at 46 minutes and 40 seconds after the 11th hour, if you do not understand that reference then you definitely need to go check out Mr. Skin today.  If you d understand that reference what the hell are you waiting for, join Mr. Skin now.  Scarlett Johansson’s ass and boobs are waiting.


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