Every friggin time I post about this sort of thing I get mixed comments from my readers. Guys love these kinds of posts and my stance on them. Girls hate these kinds of posts and think my views on their subject matter are wrong. I’ll let you decide.

Ex-NFL cheerleader for the Bengals, Sarah Jones, has pleaded guilty to felony custodial interference and misdemeanor sexual misconduct. What in the fuck do both of those charges mean? They mean she gets to skip going to jail and instead be out on probation. What did the charges stem from?

It seems Sarah Jones was not only a cheerleader for the Bengals, but also a teacher for Dixie Heights High School. While there she entered into a sexual relationship with one of her students. Fuck yeah! High fucking fives all around if you ask me!

Nobody is asking me, but they were asking the boys mother and father who decided to not help the prosecution and give their son high fives on landing a fucking NFL cheerleader while still in high school.

Now to be fare the guy does look much older and more mature for his age. In fact, he kind of looks like he could be playing football in the NFL. He has since reached the age of consent which means they can stop hiding their relationship!

While I’d gut a male teacher if he did this to my daughter I again will ask for a round of high fives for this kid. What a fucking awesome human being!