Oh, Ashley Tisdale. You cute little bitch. You’ve gotten me into so much trouble with the wife!

When I suggested watching High School Musical to my wife on our date night she was a bit apprehensive. Why would a grown man want to watch high schoolers sing and dance? WTF?

I guess she didn’t realize that Ashley Tisdale wasn’t actually a high school student. And neither were most of the other stars in the movie! They never are! Don’t get me started on the 23 year old daughter in United States of Tara. Sheesh!

Anyway… Where was I?

Oh yeah… So I have a thing for Ashley. She was 20 years old when she made the first movie and she is twenty-six now. When do I get to start whacking off to her?

Right now!

I have friends that don’t like Ashley because they don’t think her tits are big enough. I don’t mind. Small tits are just fine with me. Of course her two houses in the hills and her fat wallet make up for what she is lacking up top!

Dirty Teen Celebrities has hot pics of Ashley. They even have pics that never happened. Yeah… They make some very convincing fakes! Watch a nude Ashley Tisdale sucking a cock or getting rammed in the ass!

If you want to see the real stuff where is she sexy in movies and TV shows I highly suggest a Mr Skin pass. Watch Ashley and thousands of other stars!

So did you go out and see Couples Retreat  yet? Hopefully that is a big fat no. The movie sucked so bad that nobody knew a hot new starlet was born from its ashes.

Luckily for Alexis Knapp, and by extension, us, somebody in the casting department at Silver Pictures (yeah, never heard of them either) did watch that horrible movie. Alexis ended up in Project-X which didn’t suck. In fact, it was pretty fucking cool.

Since then she has been bombarded with offers and scripts for more movies. I am sure this could be partly why that cunt Jessica Alba has been being such a cunt lately!

Anway… Say hello to my little friend!

Lucky motherfucker!

Even luckier motherfucker!

Where were these chicks back when I was in high school?

With a Mr Skin pass you can skip all of the acting and other boring shit and get straight to the naked parts of a movie. He watches them in fast forward so you don’t have to!

In order to get the best view of this hottie you are going to want to hit the expand button on the videos toolbar all the way to the right. Go ahead and make it cover your entire monitor!

Talk about hitting the genetic lottery and then being at the right place at the right time. Kate Upton got her start in modeling by doing this dance at a basketball game. Now she is doing it here for you wearing a skimpy little bikini!

Now I am sure there are going to be lots of women out there that will say this is fucked up. They will ask if she only has one move and if this is it?

Well, fuck them!

They are just jealous of Kate Upton and her remarkably hot body. It makes them upset that she has a full figure and yet the Barbie generation still likes her.

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