Nude Megan Fox Photos

Posted By Nude Celebs on 08/15/11 - Bookmark Nude Celebs
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Megan Fox showing some tongue at Comic Con!
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My old grand-pappy used to have a saying that if it walks like a duck and it talks like a duck, it’s a duck. So shoot it! When it comes to Dirty Teen Celebrities like Megan Fox similar rules apply. If she walks like a slut and she performs like a slut, she’s a slut. So shoot rolls of film with her!

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Crazy shit happens when you make someone into a star. Megan Fox got her big break with Transformers and by the time the third installment came around she had enough of it. She wanted out and called the director Hitler. Well, she got what she wanted. They booted her ass!

Now she is going to have to shake that pretty little ass of hers in a desperate attempt at getting more staring roles. Who wants to work with a diva? Nobody in Hollywood!

In the porn industry we love divas and we’d love to have Megan Fox do some naughty photos. Until then, you can enjoy some nude Megan Fox pics at Dirty Teen Celebrities. They don’t wait for chicks to get naked. Not when they can just Photoshop their head onto someone else!

Some of the naked Megan Fox photos don’t look very good. But others look like pure celebrity spanking gold! Dead on fap-bait! The kind of stuff celebrity fantasies are made of!

Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman Lesbian Kiss

Posted By Nude Celebs on 07/31/11 - Bookmark Nude Celebs

Sometimes you go to movies because you enjoy the storyline. Other times you go to a movie because it is filled with hot chicks in skimpy outfits doing things they wouldn’t normally do in a Hollywood movie. Both Black Swan and Friends With Benefits are these types of movies!

First, let’s look at Black Swan. It features Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman in a lesbian kiss. Then it takes things a step further as Mila licks Natalie’s pussy! This scene is enough of a reason to watch the movie on its own!

Next, there is Friends With Benefits. Not as good since Mila isn’t going down on another girl, but it is good. Lots of Mila Kunis nude and she even has a feet and toes scene. Not big on feet, but I’d fuck hers silly!

Then again… You don’t have to watch either of these bores just for the nude scenes! Mr Skin has all of the clips already cut out for you ready to download. Imagine, every nude, semi-nude or super hot scene in every movie and all at your finger tips!

Jennifer Aniston in Horrible Bosses

Posted By Nude Celebs on 07/10/11 - Bookmark Nude Celebs

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Not to start this review off on a bad note, but really? Is this the best quality of a screen shot that Warner Bros can produce? My fifteen year old son can do a screen capture from an illegal torrent and clean it up with Photoshop better than this!

Anyway… It appears Jennifer Aniston is getting sexy again in another movie. This time she is wearing a lab coat, some lace panties, and garters with nylons! Jennifer’s tits almost spill out on camera!

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Jennifer is just what the doctor ordered! Dr Skin that is… At Mr Skin you get to watch every sexy part in every movie ever made. Instead of having to rent or buy the entire thing you can skip all of the saucy bullshit and get right into the sex!

Why watch Fast Times at Ridgemont High in its entirety when all you really want to see is Phoebe Cates getting naked before diving into the pool?

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Grab a Mr Skin password and start watching only the gushy parts!

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Kendra Wilkinson Sex Tape

Posted By Nude Celebs on 06/12/11 - Bookmark Nude Celebs
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One of the most often searched for nude celebrities is Kendra Wilkinson. It isn’t hard to understand why that is. I mean, she is America’s sweetheart and she actually is a sweetheart. She has come from rags to riches. A true Cinderella story!

As it turns out, Kendra does have a salacious side! She loves to have sex (who doesn’t?) and she loves to video tape herself doing it! When it came out that some of her tapes were stolen she didn’t sit back and let somebody else make money off of her, she fought back!

No, she didn’t go to court to have the tapes suppressed, instead, Kendra teamed up with Vivid Entertainment to release the videos herself! Get your own copy of the tape at KendraExposed.com and watch as America’s sweetheart gets raw and nasty in bed!

The Kendra Wilkinson Sex Tape.

Kim Kardashian Sex Tape

Posted By Nude Celebs on 06/12/11 - Bookmark Nude Celebs
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Sometimes I feel like a celebrities beauty is overblown. It should take more than just being hot with clothes on to be considered a sex symbol. That is how I felt about Kim Kardashian until I saw the Kim Kardashian Sex Tape!

Without clothes on this Hollywood celeb looks even hotter. Seeing her tight little pussy confirmed that she isn’t an overblown sex symbol, she is a sex goddess!

KimSuperstar.com is the only legal place you can get her entire Kim Kardashian Sex Tape. It also features exclusive tie-ins. It is hard to believe a woman this famous would release a sex tape, but I guess the millions were too big to pass up!

Lucy Pinder

Posted By Nude Celebs on 05/12/11 - Bookmark Nude Celebs

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Ever been to heaven? Lucy Pinder can take you there. She unleashed her huge boobs at a beach and left a photographer so flabbergasted he signed her to a UK tabloids deal on the spot!

Check out her huge tits as she inducts her boyfriend into huge tits heaven!

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Jodie Foster Naked and Tied Up!

Posted By Nude Celebs on 05/04/11 - Bookmark Nude Celebs

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I think it is safe to say that I am not the only guy in the world who wanted to tie up Jodie Foster’s character, Clarice Starling, from The Silence of the Lambs and…

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Peaches Honeyblossom Geldof

Posted By Nude Celebs on 04/07/11 - Bookmark Nude Celebs

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AFTER THE WEEKEND ANNOUNCEMENT OF THE DIVORCE BETWEEN PEACHES GELDOF AND MAX DRUMMEY, PEACHES GETS AWAY FROM IT ALL BY HAVING A SHORT BREAK WITH SOME FRIENDS IN SOUTH AMERICA, PEACHES LOOKES IN GOOD SPIRITS AND RELIEVED THAT HER SHORT MARRIAGE IS NOW HISTORY!!!

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Ever heard the song, "Do They Know It Is Christmas?" Sure you have… They play it in every elevator in every city on Earth all fucking day long during the Xmas holiday season. Well, that song was written by a beautiful man. OK… So Bob Geldof is actually quite ugly. What did you expect? After all, the fucker is British!

So anyways… His wife was Paula Yates and well, Ms. Swan from Mad TV  would say, "She look’a like’a man!"…

So where was I? Oh yeah… Peaches Honeyblossom Geldof nude beach photos… This young celebutante looks like a modern Aphrodite!

Peaches Geldof is the British equivalent to Paris Hilton. She is often photographed naked, she doesn’t seem to wear underwear when wearing a skirt and exiting a car and she is rumored to have an upcoming sex tape floating around.

At one point she was the spokes model for Ultimo underwear.  She lost that job once these racy nude beach photos appeared in the tabloids. Too bad. What in the fuck though? Are these people fucking hypocrites or what?

I mean, think about it. In the UK a chick can show her tits on page 3 of the tabloids at 16 years old! So why fire your head model for showing her tits at a nude beach? And their site is filled with models wearing nothing but panties and bras!!! So what gives?

Really though… Who gives a shit, right? We are here to see hot, dirty teen celebrities and that is what really counts!

Female Celbrites – Jessica Biel

Posted By on 03/30/11 - Bookmark Nude Celebs

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If you haven’t heard of Jessica Biel you have to have been living in a cave or dead, day is not even a factor in this one.  Meaning even gay guys love Female Celebrities like Jessica Biel.

This is one of the sexiest women on the planet, and if you don’t think so then you are a fucking Alien from outer space who only loves space monkeys.  Jessica Biel is one of the very few Female Celebrities that can be transformed into any arena and just be sexy.  Nerdy, she is sexy, Business Woman, she is sexy, Daddy’s little rich girl, she is sexy.  Need I say more, just go check her out, she is sexy.

Female Celebrities – Jamie Pressly

Posted By on 03/30/11 - Bookmark Nude Celebs

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So this is what happened to Jamie Pressley after My Name is Earl?  I have never seen such a beautiful Female Celebrities fall into such ambiguity. 

I admit she is no oscar winner, but she does a descent job when she performs, plus she is smokin hot and will show us her nude body.  The majority of Female Celebrities wait until they are older or out of the lime light to do this, a way of making the valid again.  Jamie Pressley did it early in her career and this was her downfall, but our good grace.  Doing it so early in her career made it that she would never be taken seriously and would only garner more roles like Poisin Ivy 3 where she has to get naked.  I for one am not complaining.

Banned Teen Celebs – Denise Richards

Posted By on 03/23/11 - Bookmark Nude Celebs

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Just to keep in line with the Charlie Sheen theme, and believe me I am just like everyone else I enjoy the train wreck that is Charlie Sheen.  The biggest fault in most people’s belief is that he just lost his mind.  Seriously, look at that picture of Denise Richards.  Getting to tap that and then no longer getting to tap that would make anybody go crazy.

Plus Denise Richards is a little loopy herself, did anybody see that reality show I watched it.  So everybody join me in thanking and blaming Denise Richards for the rise in my pants, and the fall of Charlie Sheen.  I for one would be willing to risk lunacy to get some of that pussy.

Mr Skin – Mila Kumis

Posted By on 03/13/11 - Bookmark Nude Celebs

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Who doesn’t remember this little minx from the that 70’s show, Mila Kunis is one of the hottest TV teen chicks that I want to bang.  Damn that Ashton Kutcher, but love that Mr. Skin.

Well I am trying to figure out where the hell I have been, did everyone else in the world know that there are boobie pics of Mila Kunis on the net?  I sure the hell didn’t know, Boot Camp, Forgetting Sarah Marshall.  One I never heard of and the other was a gay chick flick.  Well call me a gay chick flick lover because I will be watching both of these flicks this weekend.  Again thanks to Mr. Skin I know what I will be doing this weekend.

See you there.

Mr. Skin–Eva Mendes

Posted By on 02/21/11 - Bookmark Nude Celebs

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One of the things I love about Eva Mendes, not just that she is smokin hot.  But Eva Mendes is one of the few recognizable actresses that is willing to show us all of her goods while she is still young enough where we want to see all of her goods.  Thank you to Mr. Skin who is there for us, to tell us up to the second where to go in the video for your spanking pleasure.

For those of you who are not familiar with Mr. Skin are either dead or lying, he is the biggest demented perv in the world.  Go ahead feel better about yourself, he not only watching just about every movie imaginable be he records up to the second information as to when you can see tits, breast, bush, etc.

So if you are like me and would like to have Eva Mendes heart shape ass at your disposal, go join Mr. Skin today you little pervert, but you can now take solace in that fact because you pale in comparison to Mr. Skin in the pervertediness department.


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