I have this theory and it goes something like this: If you name your daughter with some ridiculously misspelled first name and then top it all off with giving her two first names, she will grow up to enjoy being naked in front of the camera and she may have a daddy complex.

Karissa Shannon and her twin sister Kristina became instant stars when Hugh Hefner picked them to replace his departing girlfriends Bridget Marquardt and Kendra Wilkinson. They also replaced them on the E! network television show The Girls Next Door.

There were rumors going around that Karissa and Heidi Montag had made a sextape together, but they haven’t turned out to be true. However, another tape of her and Smallville actor Sam Jones III has surfaced and according to Vivid Entertainment (the people that make the porn you so enjoy watching), this tape is in their hands and is currently being edited for release!

So clear some space on that credit card of yours… Time to rack up some frequent flyer miles via Karissa Shannon!