I swear celebrities are some of the stupidest people on the planet!

Take Chris Brown for instance. The idiot knocks out his super star celebrity girlfriend Rihanna and ends up getting busted by the justice system. So what does he do? Well, at first he starts off making a great decision to leave Rihanna alone and instead date a little cutie named Karrueche Tran.

He caught a lot of flack by dating this seemingly barely legal babe. While Tran might look barely legal she is well over the age of eighteen. Nonetheless Chris was chastised for appearing to rob the cradle with this girl.

I can kind of, soft of see why. I mean, she looks like she could be his daughter and the dude is only 24 years old himself!

Chris lost his man-card when he ended up breaking up with Miss Tran and hooking back up with the girl that has done nothing but ruin his life both personally and professionally.

And even if Rihanna didn’t act like a bitch you can tell she is going to look like a skank by the time she is thirty. Which gives her another five years or so of looking moderately fuckable in a bathing suit.

Had he stayed with Karrueche he would be fucking a girl that looks barely legal long into her thirties, and quite possibly forties!

Oh well. He is an idiot. Good luck, Miss Tran. Chris probably did you a favor!

Getting a boob job isn’t as simple as looking up a plastic surgeon in the phonebook and whipping out a credit card. Then again, maybe it is. Looking at the grotesque tits on both Tori Spelling and Audrina Partridge and how they seem to want to display them at all times you have to wonder if they realize they fucked up their tits!?!?

This is a prime example of going to bad doctors for something that should be very important to both women. They are going to be seen internationally on TV and the Internet. Sites with nude celebrities like my own will make plenty of fun of their fuck ups. Mainly because both women are rich enough to go back and demand a better job be done!

If these girls were Thai this could be any downtown street in Thailand with hookers on it. But no… these girls are from the movie Spring Breakers. And just like real spring breakers these girls look like hookers. Is it any wonder why date-rapes happen more often during spring break than any other time of the year?

Anyway, the girls all look smoking hot in this movie. That might be why it didn’t do well at the box office. Girls don’t want to bring boys to a movie where the girls are all wearing bikinis and looking hot. It is just how the world works. Guys don’t want to go to a movie like this because they will look like idiots. However, that isn’t stopping guys from watching it on Netflix with their dicks in their hands!

One country this film did do well in is France. Draw your own conclusions on that one.

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Every friggin time I post about this sort of thing I get mixed comments from my readers. Guys love these kinds of posts and my stance on them. Girls hate these kinds of posts and think my views on their subject matter are wrong. I’ll let you decide.

Ex-NFL cheerleader for the Bengals, Sarah Jones, has pleaded guilty to felony custodial interference and misdemeanor sexual misconduct. What in the fuck do both of those charges mean? They mean she gets to skip going to jail and instead be out on probation. What did the charges stem from?

It seems Sarah Jones was not only a cheerleader for the Bengals, but also a teacher for Dixie Heights High School. While there she entered into a sexual relationship with one of her students. Fuck yeah! High fucking fives all around if you ask me!

Nobody is asking me, but they were asking the boys mother and father who decided to not help the prosecution and give their son high fives on landing a fucking NFL cheerleader while still in high school.

Now to be fare the guy does look much older and more mature for his age. In fact, he kind of looks like he could be playing football in the NFL. He has since reached the age of consent which means they can stop hiding their relationship!

While I’d gut a male teacher if he did this to my daughter I again will ask for a round of high fives for this kid. What a fucking awesome human being!

Paris Hilton although rich and famous has really not contributed anything to our society, hurtful but true.  What has she done that is beneficial to mankind.  Make every little girl want an $1500.00 dog to carry around in their purse, be arrested, have a sex tape.  Not really a ringing endorsement of one’s character, but it is that last one I am thankful for.  Why do you ask, well, it is because it makes not so famous model . bud girls / actresses like Karla Edecan to release their own sex tapes trying to copy her quick rise to fame.

Now Karla Edecan is not born of money like Paris Hilton, but both are models, only one of which her earned it on their on merit and not because of who mommy and daddy were. I personally think Karla Edecan is by far more beautiful than Paris Hilton, but that will come down to the brunette / blonde preference I believe.  But Karla Edecan hands down has the better body and is much more fun to watch being fucked.

Anyone remember this part of Harry Potter, Clemence Poesy in a bathing suit.  How many of you perved to this picture, well if you go to Mr. skin there are some real pictures for you to perv to.

Now isn’t this a better picture for you to enjoy personal alone time to, you don’t have to feel like a pervert when looking at this picture.  Thanks to Mr. Skin you get a better look at Clemence Poesy and she is surrounded by a bunch of little kids, 

I don’t know about you, but I have been waiting for this for a while.  Scarlett Johansson has teased us several times on the big screen, but Mr. Skin went above and beyond for these captures.

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Damn Mimi Rogers has some nice tits!

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For those of you that are older you will remember Mimi Rogers as an ex-wife of Tom Cruise. For those of you that are younger and part of the poker generation you will remember Mimi Rogers as a celebrity player on the World Poker Tour and on Hollywood Poker.

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If you haven’t heard of Jessica Biel you have to have been living in a cave or dead, day is not even a factor in this one.  Meaning even gay guys love Female Celebrities like Jessica Biel.

This is one of the sexiest women on the planet, and if you don’t think so then you are a fucking Alien from outer space who only loves space monkeys.  Jessica Biel is one of the very few Female Celebrities that can be transformed into any arena and just be sexy.  Nerdy, she is sexy, Business Woman, she is sexy, Daddy’s little rich girl, she is sexy.  Need I say more, just go check her out, she is sexy.

So this is what happened to Jamie Pressley after My Name is Earl?  I have never seen such a beautiful Female Celebrities fall into such ambiguity. 

I admit she is no oscar winner, but she does a descent job when she performs, plus she is smokin hot and will show us her nude body.  The majority of Female Celebrities wait until they are older or out of the lime light to do this, a way of making the valid again.  Jamie Pressley did it early in her career and this was her downfall, but our good grace.  Doing it so early in her career made it that she would never be taken seriously and would only garner more roles like Poisin Ivy 3 where she has to get naked.  I for one am not complaining.

Born Rachel Marie Oberlin, Bree Olson has been in the adult industry for five glorious years. She started at the tender age of 20 years old and has since appeared in over 170 adult movies.

Now that Bree Olson is shacking up with Hollywood actor Charlie Sheen, Bree has stated that she has retired from adult acting. Then again, she also has stated that she hasn’t quite retired, so to speak, and is merely on an acting hiatus.

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Finally, a porn star goddess that has a chance to go mainstream or pull Charlie into her industry… Hey, a guys gotta work!

You can pump a lot of hot blonde genes into a hot blonde woman and pop out a hot blonde girl, but you can’t pop a bunch of smart blonde genes because, one, they don’t exist, and two, apparently it wouldn’t make one lick of difference.

Alexandra Wallace thought she was just making a funny video for a few friends, but now she is known world wide as the video ended up going viral. Her racist remarks towards the Asian students at her school are sure to overshadow her beauty.

Before she was such a shithead, Alexandra Wallace was actually quite cute. She did some modeling for bikini retailers and it was beginning to look like her career could go either way… Now no right-minded modeling company will touch her and the jury is out on whether or not UCLA will give her the boot!

If she does get expelled, she can always become a porn star. I know I will be wasting some man juice over her dreamy body tonight!

One of the things I love about Eva Mendes, not just that she is smokin hot.  But Eva Mendes is one of the few recognizable actresses that is willing to show us all of her goods while she is still young enough where we want to see all of her goods.  Thank you to Mr. Skin who is there for us, to tell us up to the second where to go in the video for your spanking pleasure.

For those of you who are not familiar with Mr. Skin are either dead or lying, he is the biggest demented perv in the world.  Go ahead feel better about yourself, he not only watching just about every movie imaginable be he records up to the second information as to when you can see tits, breast, bush, etc.

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Hey, you know what they say… What goes around, comes around. And karma can make you anybody’s bitch!

But don’t fret, that isn’t really Kat VOn D getting fucked in those videos. Just some hot babe that looks a lot like her. I guess you could say all of the ladies at Celebrity Mixup have the same problem. They all get mistaken for well-known celebrities!

This Kat Von D look-a-like doesn’t worry too much about it though… She’d never get this much cock on her own and she is often so well mistaken that she even gets to fuck other celebrities!

Some might be wondering what has gotten into Charlie Sheen lately, with all of these porn star sightings and all. I for one see exactly what he is getting himself into. That is because I have a Porn Pros password!

With one password you can access all of the hot Kacey Jordan content in one location. Teen BFF has her in a POV romp with fellow actress Zoey and you have to wonder… is that Charlie Sheen?

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