So did you go out and see Couples Retreat  yet? Hopefully that is a big fat no. The movie sucked so bad that nobody knew a hot new starlet was born from its ashes.

Luckily for Alexis Knapp, and by extension, us, somebody in the casting department at Silver Pictures (yeah, never heard of them either) did watch that horrible movie. Alexis ended up in Project-X which didn’t suck. In fact, it was pretty fucking cool.

Since then she has been bombarded with offers and scripts for more movies. I am sure this could be partly why that cunt Jessica Alba has been being such a cunt lately!

Anway… Say hello to my little friend!

Lucky motherfucker!

Even luckier motherfucker!

Where were these chicks back when I was in high school?

With a Mr Skin pass you can skip all of the acting and other boring shit and get straight to the naked parts of a movie. He watches them in fast forward so you don’t have to!

Teen boobs… No I am not talking about the three boys this film follows as they try to create the ultimate party to end all high school parties (technically there are four boys, but one of them is shooting the film so you only see him once)…

I am talking about real teenage boobs!

One set in particular are owned by Alexis Knapp. You might know her from Couples Retreat. It is OK if you don’t because nobody else watched that movie either.

In Project X (2012) she plays the hottest girl on campus. Think Jennifer Love Hewitt. Eventually she strips down to her panties to show Thomas (the main character she is licking salt and lime off of) a good time. However, before he can stick it in his new flame, old friend, Kirby walks in and catches the two of them.

Oddly enough all of the characters in the movie go by their real names. So add to the titty flashing Kirby Bliss Blanton. She is blonde. She is as girl next door as a Hollywood starlet can get.
I’d hit it, 2x’s!

Now add in a multitude of un-credited teenage boobs and you have a titty bonanza complete with miniskirts so small a little bit of ass is shown now and then. This movie delivers if you are into the song Don’t Stand So Close To Me by The Police.

So if you are looking for something young, perky and highly entertaining to watch I vehemently give Project X my seal of approval and I am confident you will too!