If these girls were Thai this could be any downtown street in Thailand with hookers on it. But no… these girls are from the movie Spring Breakers. And just like real spring breakers these girls look like hookers. Is it any wonder why date-rapes happen more often during spring break than any other time of the year?

Anyway, the girls all look smoking hot in this movie. That might be why it didn’t do well at the box office. Girls don’t want to bring boys to a movie where the girls are all wearing bikinis and looking hot. It is just how the world works. Guys don’t want to go to a movie like this because they will look like idiots. However, that isn’t stopping guys from watching it on Netflix with their dicks in their hands!

One country this film did do well in is France. Draw your own conclusions on that one.

You can skip all of the boring shit and go straight to the sex, chicks kissing, nipples slips, pokies and more with Mr. Skin. He doesn’t bore you with bullshit story scenes. He cuts out all of that crap and you end up with what amounts to a porno. Nice!

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So did you go out and see Couples Retreat  yet? Hopefully that is a big fat no. The movie sucked so bad that nobody knew a hot new starlet was born from its ashes.

Luckily for Alexis Knapp, and by extension, us, somebody in the casting department at Silver Pictures (yeah, never heard of them either) did watch that horrible movie. Alexis ended up in Project-X which didn’t suck. In fact, it was pretty fucking cool.

Since then she has been bombarded with offers and scripts for more movies. I am sure this could be partly why that cunt Jessica Alba has been being such a cunt lately!

Anway… Say hello to my little friend!

Lucky motherfucker!

Even luckier motherfucker!

Where were these chicks back when I was in high school?

With a Mr Skin pass you can skip all of the acting and other boring shit and get straight to the naked parts of a movie. He watches them in fast forward so you don’t have to!