Ever heard the song, "Do They Know It Is Christmas?" Sure you have… They play it in every elevator in every city on Earth all fucking day long during the Xmas holiday season. Well, that song was written by a beautiful man. OK… So Bob Geldof is actually quite ugly. What did you expect? After all, the fucker is British!

So anyways… His wife was Paula Yates and well, Ms. Swan from Mad TV  would say, "She look’a like’a man!"…

So where was I? Oh yeah… Peaches Honeyblossom Geldof nude beach photos… This young celebutante looks like a modern Aphrodite!

Peaches Geldof is the British equivalent to Paris Hilton. She is often photographed naked, she doesn’t seem to wear underwear when wearing a skirt and exiting a car and she is rumored to have an upcoming sex tape floating around.

At one point she was the spokes model for Ultimo underwear.  She lost that job once these racy nude beach photos appeared in the tabloids. Too bad. What in the fuck though? Are these people fucking hypocrites or what?

I mean, think about it. In the UK a chick can show her tits on page 3 of the tabloids at 16 years old! So why fire your head model for showing her tits at a nude beach? And their site is filled with models wearing nothing but panties and bras!!! So what gives?

Really though… Who gives a shit, right? We are here to see hot, dirty teen celebrities and that is what really counts!