Lucy Pinder

Posted By Nude Celebs on 05/12/11 - Bookmark Nude Celebs


Ever been to heaven? Lucy Pinder can take you there. She unleashed her huge boobs at a beach and left a photographer so flabbergasted he signed her to a UK tabloids deal on the spot!

Check out her huge tits as she inducts her boyfriend into huge tits heaven!


Jodie Foster Naked and Tied Up!

Posted By Nude Celebs on 05/04/11 - Bookmark Nude Celebs


I think it is safe to say that I am not the only guy in the world who wanted to tie up Jodie Foster’s character, Clarice Starling, from The Silence of the Lambs and…


Peaches Honeyblossom Geldof

Posted By Nude Celebs on 04/07/11 - Bookmark Nude Celebs






Ever heard the song, "Do They Know It Is Christmas?" Sure you have… They play it in every elevator in every city on Earth all fucking day long during the Xmas holiday season. Well, that song was written by a beautiful man. OK… So Bob Geldof is actually quite ugly. What did you expect? After all, the fucker is British!

So anyways… His wife was Paula Yates and well, Ms. Swan from Mad TV  would say, "She look’a like’a man!"…

So where was I? Oh yeah… Peaches Honeyblossom Geldof nude beach photos… This young celebutante looks like a modern Aphrodite!

Peaches Geldof is the British equivalent to Paris Hilton. She is often photographed naked, she doesn’t seem to wear underwear when wearing a skirt and exiting a car and she is rumored to have an upcoming sex tape floating around.

At one point she was the spokes model for Ultimo underwear.  She lost that job once these racy nude beach photos appeared in the tabloids. Too bad. What in the fuck though? Are these people fucking hypocrites or what?

I mean, think about it. In the UK a chick can show her tits on page 3 of the tabloids at 16 years old! So why fire your head model for showing her tits at a nude beach? And their site is filled with models wearing nothing but panties and bras!!! So what gives?

Really though… Who gives a shit, right? We are here to see hot, dirty teen celebrities and that is what really counts!

Mr Skin Mimi Rogers

Posted By Nude Celebs on 03/31/11 - Bookmark Nude Celebs


Damn Mimi Rogers has some nice tits!

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For those of you that are older you will remember Mimi Rogers as an ex-wife of Tom Cruise. For those of you that are younger and part of the poker generation you will remember Mimi Rogers as a celebrity player on the World Poker Tour and on Hollywood Poker.

No matter how you know Mimi Rogers it is time to get to know her even better at Mr Skin!

Female Celbrites – Jessica Biel

Posted By on 03/30/11 - Bookmark Nude Celebs


If you haven’t heard of Jessica Biel you have to have been living in a cave or dead, day is not even a factor in this one.  Meaning even gay guys love Female Celebrities like Jessica Biel.

This is one of the sexiest women on the planet, and if you don’t think so then you are a fucking Alien from outer space who only loves space monkeys.  Jessica Biel is one of the very few Female Celebrities that can be transformed into any arena and just be sexy.  Nerdy, she is sexy, Business Woman, she is sexy, Daddy’s little rich girl, she is sexy.  Need I say more, just go check her out, she is sexy.

Female Celebrities – Jamie Pressly

Posted By on 03/30/11 - Bookmark Nude Celebs


So this is what happened to Jamie Pressley after My Name is Earl?  I have never seen such a beautiful Female Celebrities fall into such ambiguity. 

I admit she is no oscar winner, but she does a descent job when she performs, plus she is smokin hot and will show us her nude body.  The majority of Female Celebrities wait until they are older or out of the lime light to do this, a way of making the valid again.  Jamie Pressley did it early in her career and this was her downfall, but our good grace.  Doing it so early in her career made it that she would never be taken seriously and would only garner more roles like Poisin Ivy 3 where she has to get naked.  I for one am not complaining.

Banned Teen Celebs – Denise Richards

Posted By on 03/23/11 - Bookmark Nude Celebs


Just to keep in line with the Charlie Sheen theme, and believe me I am just like everyone else I enjoy the train wreck that is Charlie Sheen.  The biggest fault in most people’s belief is that he just lost his mind.  Seriously, look at that picture of Denise Richards.  Getting to tap that and then no longer getting to tap that would make anybody go crazy.

Plus Denise Richards is a little loopy herself, did anybody see that reality show I watched it.  So everybody join me in thanking and blaming Denise Richards for the rise in my pants, and the fall of Charlie Sheen.  I for one would be willing to risk lunacy to get some of that pussy.

Bree Olson – Charlie Sheen Porn Star Goddess

Posted By Nude Celebs on 03/18/11 - Bookmark Nude Celebs
Porn star Bree Olson gets her ass rammed! Bree Olson has a huge cock stuffed down her throat

Born Rachel Marie Oberlin, Bree Olson has been in the adult industry for five glorious years. She started at the tender age of 20 years old and has since appeared in over 170 adult movies.

Now that Bree Olson is shacking up with Hollywood actor Charlie Sheen, Bree has stated that she has retired from adult acting. Then again, she also has stated that she hasn’t quite retired, so to speak, and is merely on an acting hiatus.

Have no fear, has all of her best scenes in one location and gets you access to her co-stars as well! With one password you can watch this porn star vegan stay true to her beliefs by swallowing naturally grown sperm from several male porn star’s nut sacks!

Finally, a porn star goddess that has a chance to go mainstream or pull Charlie into her industry… Hey, a guys gotta work!

Alexandra Wallace Racist UCLA Student

Posted By Nude Celebs on 03/16/11 - Bookmark Nude Celebs


You can pump a lot of hot blonde genes into a hot blonde woman and pop out a hot blonde girl, but you can’t pop a bunch of smart blonde genes because, one, they don’t exist, and two, apparently it wouldn’t make one lick of difference.

Alexandra Wallace thought she was just making a funny video for a few friends, but now she is known world wide as the video ended up going viral. Her racist remarks towards the Asian students at her school are sure to overshadow her beauty.

Before she was such a shithead, Alexandra Wallace was actually quite cute. She did some modeling for bikini retailers and it was beginning to look like her career could go either way… Now no right-minded modeling company will touch her and the jury is out on whether or not UCLA will give her the boot!

If she does get expelled, she can always become a porn star. I know I will be wasting some man juice over her dreamy body tonight!

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Mr Skin – Mila Kumis

Posted By on 03/13/11 - Bookmark Nude Celebs


Who doesn’t remember this little minx from the that 70’s show, Mila Kunis is one of the hottest TV teen chicks that I want to bang.  Damn that Ashton Kutcher, but love that Mr. Skin.

Well I am trying to figure out where the hell I have been, did everyone else in the world know that there are boobie pics of Mila Kunis on the net?  I sure the hell didn’t know, Boot Camp, Forgetting Sarah Marshall.  One I never heard of and the other was a gay chick flick.  Well call me a gay chick flick lover because I will be watching both of these flicks this weekend.  Again thanks to Mr. Skin I know what I will be doing this weekend.

See you there.

Kendra Wilkinson – Sex Tape

Posted By on 03/10/11 - Bookmark Nude Celebs


Before the boob job, before meeting Hef, before marrying a football player, Little miss Kendra Wilkinson was getting bounced around in a hotel.  This dude ain’t shit, he had to have been her favorite customer when she was a stripper, I can’t believe she let herself be filmed by a dude that looks like that.

Famous or no, a dude that looks like this little fucker with Kendra Wilkinson is going to show people.  First it would have been to prove that he gets laid and is not a complete loser.  Then when she became famous, it was a matter of how much.  How much would she give not to release compared to the major porn companies and how much they would give.

We all know who won that bidding war, so thanks to this weird little dude we get to watch Kendra Wilkinson suck and fuck like a champ.

Blogged Under: Celebrity Sex Tape
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Mr. Skin–Eva Mendes

Posted By on 02/21/11 - Bookmark Nude Celebs


One of the things I love about Eva Mendes, not just that she is smokin hot.  But Eva Mendes is one of the few recognizable actresses that is willing to show us all of her goods while she is still young enough where we want to see all of her goods.  Thank you to Mr. Skin who is there for us, to tell us up to the second where to go in the video for your spanking pleasure.

For those of you who are not familiar with Mr. Skin are either dead or lying, he is the biggest demented perv in the world.  Go ahead feel better about yourself, he not only watching just about every movie imaginable be he records up to the second information as to when you can see tits, breast, bush, etc.

So if you are like me and would like to have Eva Mendes heart shape ass at your disposal, go join Mr. Skin today you little pervert, but you can now take solace in that fact because you pale in comparison to Mr. Skin in the pervertediness department.

Kat Von D – Cheating on Jessie James?

Posted By Nude Celebs on 02/03/11 - Bookmark Nude Celebs


Hey, you know what they say… What goes around, comes around. And karma can make you anybody’s bitch!

But don’t fret, that isn’t really Kat VOn D getting fucked in those videos. Just some hot babe that looks a lot like her. I guess you could say all of the ladies at Celebrity Mixup have the same problem. They all get mistaken for well-known celebrities!

This Kat Von D look-a-like doesn’t worry too much about it though… She’d never get this much cock on her own and she is often so well mistaken that she even gets to fuck other celebrities!

Charlie Sheen and Kacey Jordan Threesome!

Posted By Nude Celebs on 01/28/11 - Bookmark Nude Celebs


Some might be wondering what has gotten into Charlie Sheen lately, with all of these porn star sightings and all. I for one see exactly what he is getting himself into. That is because I have a Porn Pros password!

With one password you can access all of the hot Kacey Jordan content in one location. Teen BFF has her in a POV romp with fellow actress Zoey and you have to wonder… is that Charlie Sheen?

Along with plenty of threesomes featuring Kacey Jordan on Teen BFF, the Porn Pros also have her going one on one at sites like 18 Years Old and Jurassic Cock!

Stop wondering what Charlie is getting into and get into a little of it yourself!

Anne Hathaway – Havoc

Posted By Nude Celebs on 01/09/11 - Bookmark Nude Celebs


You’ve seen Anne Hathaway fully clothed in such movies as The Princess Diaries, Get Smart and Alice in Wonderland. You might not have seen her in less known, but plenty enjoyable movies like Havoc where she shows off her nipples, her boobs, her panties and has some very heated sex scenes!

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