Heidi Montag – Pratt

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19361, LOS CABOS, MEXICO - Wednesday January 9 2008. **EXCLUSIVE** **EXCLUSIVE** Despite calling off their engagement, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt get the New Year off to a good start with a relaxing break in Mexico. The couple, who shot to fame in the reality show "The Hills", were seen topping up their tans and relaxing with magazines in the warm, Mexican sun. The sports-loving couple were also spotted enjoying a round of golf at the luxurious One and Only Resort in Los Cabos. Photograph: Pedro Andrade, PacificCoastNews.com ***FEE MUST BE AGREED PRIOR TO USAGE*** UK OFFICE: +44 131 225 3333/3322 US OFFICE: 1 310 261 9676

So Heidi Montag got a new set of tits. It is rare for me to say a girl actually looks better with her new tits, but Heidi, I’d bang the silicone out of those cock-knockers if you’d let me!

This girl started life out as a nobody. Hey, we all do right? Then she made friends with someone who wasn’t a nobody. In fact, this other person had a hit TV show. Now Heidi Montag is a somebody too. Go figure!

Just about the only thing I cannot figure out is why this babe is still wasting time married to a nobody. Spencer is a douche bag. I mean, for Christ’s sakes, his fucking name is Spencer. Have you ever met a guy named Spencer that wasn’t a douche?

Well, time for me to tell you about Realty Star Scandals. A site that collects all of the sweet photos and videos celebs accidentally mis-place. Which is another way of saying, they break into their hotel rooms and steal their sexy photos and homemade videos!

Woo-hoo!

The sweetest part is that you get to access all of this shit, which was mostly obtained illegally and you can’t be held accountable for any of it. How fucking sweet is that? Can I get a wha-wha?

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