Heidi Montag – Pratt

Posted By Nude Celebs on 04/24/10 - Bookmark Nude Celebs

19361, LOS CABOS, MEXICO - Wednesday January 9 2008. **EXCLUSIVE** **EXCLUSIVE** Despite calling off their engagement, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt get the New Year off to a good start with a relaxing break in Mexico. The couple, who shot to fame in the reality show "The Hills", were seen topping up their tans and relaxing with magazines in the warm, Mexican sun. The sports-loving couple were also spotted enjoying a round of golf at the luxurious One and Only Resort in Los Cabos. Photograph: Pedro Andrade, PacificCoastNews.com ***FEE MUST BE AGREED PRIOR TO USAGE*** UK OFFICE: +44 131 225 3333/3322 US OFFICE: 1 310 261 9676

So Heidi Montag got a new set of tits. It is rare for me to say a girl actually looks better with her new tits, but Heidi, I’d bang the silicone out of those cock-knockers if you’d let me!

This girl started life out as a nobody. Hey, we all do right? Then she made friends with someone who wasn’t a nobody. In fact, this other person had a hit TV show. Now Heidi Montag is a somebody too. Go figure!

Just about the only thing I cannot figure out is why this babe is still wasting time married to a nobody. Spencer is a douche bag. I mean, for Christ’s sakes, his fucking name is Spencer. Have you ever met a guy named Spencer that wasn’t a douche?

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Taylor Swift

Posted By Nude Celebs on 02/16/10 - Bookmark Nude Celebs

 

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So I went and saw Valentine’s Day, the movie, and it features an ensemble cast. T-Swizzle plays a ditsy blonde girl and I have to say, I wanted to bang the shit out of her!

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As a member you get access to a huge collection of sex tapes and clips from movies the stars DID GET NAKED IN. Dirty Teen Celebrities is for the type of guy that goes goo-goo gaa-gaa over girls like T-Swizzle and Emma Watson over women like Julia Roberts!

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Pamela Anderson

Posted By Nude Celebs on 01/27/10 - Bookmark Nude Celebs

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If there is one constant in the world you can count on and not be afraid of, it is that Pamela Anderson is always going to be a hottie. Even when she is 70! Shit, how do we know she isn’t 70 already?

Seriously though… She has added to her tits, taken them back out and done just about everything to herself she could do and she still looks delicious. While MJ was jacking himself up with plastic surgery, PA has been sculpting something worthy of a Michelangelo painting!

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Celebs Only – Lindsey Lohan

Posted By Nude Celebs on 01/25/10 - Bookmark Nude Celebs

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Looking at this photo of Lindsey Lohan you almost get the feeling that she is wondering why anybody would want a picture of Lindsey Lohan in a bikini.

Silly girl, probably because you are a gorgeous redhead with big tits?!?!

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If you are tied of looking at fake nude celebs and want the real deal, Celebs Only is only a few mouse clicks away!

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Melissa Satta

Posted By Nude Celebs on 01/09/10 - Bookmark Nude Celebs

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I saw this picture of Melissa Satta and her lovely ass and I have to admit, I got an instant hardon!

Who is this hot Italian lovely? Well, for starters, she isn’t actually Italian. She was born in the US to Italian parents. She ended up going back to Italy and striking it big as a model. Not hard to see why!

Sure, her ass isn’t as perfect as it was when she was winning beauty contests, but isn’t that why chicks go into fully clothed television? (think Jennifer Love Hewitt)

I’d still tap that ass in a heart beat and I know you would do the same. Rumor is there are naked videos of her… Well, she is wearing wet tissues… This supposedly was shot while she was doing one of those strip news programs in Italy.

Have fun jacking!

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Amanda Bynes

Posted By Nude Celebs on 12/01/09 - Bookmark Nude Celebs

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Amanda Bynes falls into a select group of female celebrities. For many of us she is as old as our daughters. That made her a big no-no when she was jailbait. I gave her no thought a few years ago. Then I found the site All Celeb Pass. It is time to give this girl another look!

At twenty-three years old Amanda Bynes is plenty far passed the age of consent and yet she still looks remarkably young. Over the years she has appeared in many TV shows, music videos and more. Often she appeared in these videotaped mediums wearing very little clothing like in the clip above.

What sets All Celeb Pass apart from most celebrity sites is that they use real videos and photos. Not photochopped crap. Sure, they could have made Amanda Bynes appear naked, but you would know it was all bullshit. Besides, she looks hotter than hell in her bathing suit as it is!

All Celeb Pass has plenty of naked celebs too. Real naked celebs like Nicole Kidman. If you are tired of the fake celeb crap others are feeding you, maybe it is time to try naked celebs from a fresh site like All Celebs Pass!

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Jessica Alba

Posted By Nude Celebs on 10/22/09 - Bookmark Nude Celebs

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When she isn’t filming movies based on the coolest comics in like… ever… Jessica Alba is cooling off at the beach in a bikini that allows a lot of wiggle room.

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Stephanie Pratt – Bulimia? WTF???

Posted By Nude Celebs on 07/24/09 - Bookmark Nude Celebs

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So it has been reported that Stephanie Pratt struggles with bulimia because she is not rail thin like her co-stars on The Hills. Does somebody want to kick this hottie in the stomach and let her know she is fucking gorgeous at the size God intended?

Stephanie has a brother on the show named Spencer who’s only claim to fame other than the show is that he is married to Heidi Pratt (previously Montag). Sure Heidi is thin but she suffers from the Mac-Tonight syndrome. If you don’t know what that is, Jay Leno suffers from it too.

Stephanie’s costar on the show, Lauren Conrad, on the other hand, she is a hottie no matter how you slice it. I’d hit that in a New York minute. I am not saying she is hotter than Stephanie Pratt though… I like to grip dem hips, if ya know what I mean and I know you do.

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